guys I was at the BIG championship game and I still don’t believe it.
all of my coworkers are drunk and screaming and I am sitting in the back absolutely annoyed as hell.
someone save me please.
Going to spend the rest of my evening pulling out my hair while I stress about work and classes and whether or not I will graduate (with or without honors) and a whole fuckton of other things.
it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet
i say we demand change
I have to give you credit for that one
Now you have my interest
Really cashing in on all these puns, huh?
I’ve found a deposit of puns!
I can tell you’ve been saving up these jokes for a while now.
highlight of my day: almost getting nailed in the face with a hockey puck
is there a Black Friday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing
today I learned that my brother is like an ace joint roller
and for a minute, at his age, i wasn’t sure whether I should be disappointed or pleased.
i ended up going with the latter, even though he should really also apply to college.